What's with the ...

Cowboy hat?

     Well, that's something of a war story in and of itself.  I do own a real wizard's hat, after all.  However, it and my wizard's robe are on loan to Fred.

Who's Fred?

     Ahhh, well, that's another war story entirely.  So, I'll get back to Fred later; whether that's alright with you or not.  First things first, you know.

So, where were we?  Oh, that's right: the Cowboy hat.  It's not the same one I started out with well over thirty years ago; but it still has the same look, feel and shape.  But that still doesn't answer the question.

     I would think the answer would be rather obvious...  Exactly how many of us wizards do you see roaming around in a wide brimmed, pointed hat?  I suppose a better question would be: how many of them are still married?

     So, putting two & two together, you should have your answer by now.  If not, take some time to think about it a bit more.